I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition