Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism