You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
What is the point of consciousness… Consciousness enables volitional m… liberating the will through purpos… What is language for? Language infuses purposeful action…
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
