Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

You’ll know that you are living on easy street when it’s a dead end street

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…