The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…