An Ode to the PGA Tour
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
