When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…