An Ode to the PGA Tour
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger