You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
