When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by