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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Hell Is a Finished Basement

When we say something is infinite
Say, the universe
What we really mean
Is that it is unfinished

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Beyond Good and Evil

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
Touchscreen Is Short for Touch-a-Nerve-Screen

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
In Whose Lap Are You Sitting When You Are in the Lap of Luxury?

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children
God Falls to Pieces so That We Might Come in Pieces

Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
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Nothing Makes Sense Until It All Makes Sense

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
Audience Capture

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
With Friends Like These, Who Needs the Enemy of My Enemy to Hit the Like Button and Subscribe?

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
The Gag’s on Us

I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
Same as It Never Was

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
There Are Only Two Ways to Make a Living as a Writer: Teach in an MFA Program or Host a Podcast

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
Saved by the Gel

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
Marriage Strands You on an Island Until You Embrace the Fact That It Really Is Forever, Which, Miraculously, Is Also the Moment You Realize You Never Want to Leave

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
I Cut Myself While Craving

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
“When you put a lot of individual rationalities together, what you get out of it isn’t a single rationality. You get something else. And you get something that an individual may not even be capable of understanding.” David Auerbach

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
For Whom the Cell Tolls

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns



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