Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
