You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant