#AmericanWriters
My friends all know that I am shy… But the chipmunk is twice and shy… He moves with flickering indecisio… Like stripes across the television… He’s like the shadow of a cloud,
Purity Is obscurity.
The camel has a single hump; The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around. I’m never sure. Are you?
The cow is of bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other is milk.
In January everything freezes. We have two children. Both are sh… This is our January rule: One girl in bed, and one in school… In February the blizzard whirls.
I give you now Professor Twist, A conscientious scientist, Trustees exclaimed, “He never bun… And sent him off to distant jungle… Camped on a tropic riverside,
Children aren’t happy with nothing… And that’s what parents were creat…
Toward a better world I contribut… I eat the squab, lest it become a…
Who wants my jellyfish? I’m not sellyfish!
In fourteen hundred and ninety-two… Someone sailed the ocean blue. Somebody borrowed the fare in Spa… For a business trip on the boundin… And to prove to the people, by act…
Whales have calves, Cats have kittens, Bears have cubs, Bats have bittens, Swans have cygnets,
One would be in less danger From the wiles of a stranger If one’s own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.
The summer like a rajah dies, And every widowed tree Kindles for Congregationalist eye… An alien suttee.
Parsley Is gharsley.
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.