Cave Man Sam
Sam the Cave Man woke up one morning after his million years sleep, went outside his cave in the year 2023 with his spear, and wandered about looking for his favorite stream to fish for breakfast.
“What the hell’s going on?” he thought. The stream wasn’t there anymore; just a pile of garbage. The trees were gone and there was some big truck parked next to it. The door was open so he wandered inside and found a cell phone. “What the hell is this thing?” he thought. “Maybe I can sharpen it and use it for a weapon. Maybe I can burn it and roast a fish for breakfast. It must be good for something.
Just then, the bell went off. Somebody was calling. Sam picked it up and accidently activated the call receiving button and heard the voice on the other end. ”Hello George. This is Frank. How ya doin?" “Gunga shomp domaguba shtrump!!,” said Sam, in Cave Man language. “What the hell’s going on? Where’s George? Who the hell are you? Are you an alien?” said the other voice. So Frank got scared and called the cops; so they came and arrested him.
Poor Sam. The cell phone got him in a whole lot of trouble just like they do for some of us. Just because he pressed the wrong button, he had to go to jail for what he did. If we press the wrong button, somebody can steal our identity and empty out our bank account. Cell phones sure can get you in a lot of trouble. Maybe I should only use it for a weapon or to burn and roast a fish over it like Sam thought he could.
