(2014)
#BettingFriends #Funny #Short
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number