Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will

We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…

Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”

The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call

Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me

No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined

The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do

A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall

I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder

There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old

Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance