(2014)
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
