(2014)
For those who know the Solomon Grundy nursery rhyme
#Funny #GrundySolomonShort
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do