(2014)
For those who know the Solomon Grundy nursery rhyme
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground