(2014)
#Problems #Short
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget