(2014)
#DemonsShort #Funny
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
Melanie and her melodia Traveled across the land That’s an organ on wheels In case you didn’t understand She played her music from her hear…
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…