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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

Solomon grumpy

Solomon grumpy
Born on a Monday
Woke early on Tuesday
Stayed up until Wednesday
Drove angry on Thursday
Was ticketed Friday
Went to court on Saturday
Slapped a judge on Sunday
And that was the end of Solomon grumpy

(2014)

For those who know the Solomon Grundy nursery rhyme

#Funny #GrundySolomonShort

Other works by Tyler Steven Clark...
A Blind Date

Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
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my girl and me

My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
A wolf

I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
Short and quick

It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
Phone number

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
Without a Parachute

We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
What you wouldn't know

If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
Metal home

Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
The sand ruler

The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
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The secret of life

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
The robber

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
Tangled girls

I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
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All-ot-aphun

If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
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Glue drinker

Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
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Hello from the moon

Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life



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