(2014)
For those who know the Solomon Grundy nursery rhyme
#Funny #GrundySolomonShort
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me