The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…

My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late

they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars

I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…

A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous