(2014)
#Astranaught #Funny #Houston #LonelyMoon #Short
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello