(2014)
#Astranaught #Funny #Houston #LonelyMoon #Short
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
Melanie and her melodia Traveled across the land That’s an organ on wheels In case you didn’t understand She played her music from her hear…
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds