(2014)
#FunnyFlirtShort
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots