My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat

The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do

His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long

The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground

Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret

Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me

Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me