(2014)
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Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too