(2014)
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground