(2014)
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My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
Melanie and her melodia Traveled across the land That’s an organ on wheels In case you didn’t understand She played her music from her hear…
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought