I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail

We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…

They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too

There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing

Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown

My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat

Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…