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Tyler Steven Clark

Clowns...

You can hide it in make up
But I know it’s still there
A face designed
Only to scare
You can try to distract me
With kazoos and balloons
But your all plotting something
Something too soon...
I gotta escape this party
Lay low and skip town
I don’t want to be part of
The take over by clown

(2014)

#Clown #Funny #ScaryShort

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