(2014)
#Computer #Funny #Short #Virus
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
