(2014)
#CircusShort #Funny
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick