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Tyler Steven Clark

The billy goat gang

Everyone knows of the billy goat gang
In every dark alley and valley they hang
Whenever wolves go out, they go out in a pair
For if the gang catches them they shave off their hair
The walls are tagged with their mark of shears
It’s a sighn it’s their turf so you better stay clear
The head of the gang goes by big bad billy
Abandoned as a kid by old farmer willy
A life in the wild is a life that’s rough
And if a goats gonna survive he’s gotta be tough
He recruited his posse from the Bo Peep crew
They were gone for months before she ever knew
If theres one thing to learn it’s you must listen close
If you hear a clip clop a comin don’t mess with no goat

(2014)

#Funny #Gang #Goat #Short #Wolf #Wolves

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