They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…

I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…

My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”

Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat

Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one

I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me

Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance