(2014)
#Drinking #Funny #Short
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will