(2014)
#Drinking #Funny #Short
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late