(2014)
#Drinking #Funny #Short
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…