I Talked With Santa
I talked with santa last night
he was eating chicken enchilada soup,
I ask him how it was going
and he gave me the latest scoop.
He said the elves have been gettin’ it
but there ain’t enough hours,
and the reindeer are fine
except one has the scours.
And mrs claus has been baking
and keeping the elves motivated,
she had to fire one
but since then he’s been reinstated.
The warehouse is packed
with ten billion toys,
and rudolph’s nose is shiny
and ready to make some noise.
You know the little whiny sound
like on the TV show,
when they take off the cover
and it starts to brightly glow.
And now the sleigh is fine
but it had a flat rail,
I put on new ones
they were having a buy one get one free sale.
So I gave him my list
and to make sure I showed him some pix,
and he said he could bring me all of it except the iPhone six.
Then he signed the receipt
and tipped the waitress a buck,
and I walked him to the door
and wished him lots of luck.
Then I heard him holler
ho ho ho stay thirsty my friends,
as he drove off
in a brand new red mercedes benz.:)
(2014)
