Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must