The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death