Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

I risked loss And lost; I win

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews