I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone

I don’t get mad I get odd

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance