When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless

When antisemites blame Jews They haven’t taken responsibility Which means they aren’t free Leaving them no choice But to blame Jews

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it