It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have