Only Cyborgs Get to Work From Home
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
Easy to please but problematic to appease
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell