Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast