Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…
The odds are always 50/50- It either happens or it doesn’t– Unless everybody believes it can’t… In which case the odds go slightly… This is why your best bet
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety