In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

Let there be light blight and hindsight

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure