The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better