Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know
In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
